"Wow! What a stonking establishment! Delightful rooms, fabulous breakfasts, cracking customer service and, if I may say so, rather dishy staff. I'd recommend the Railway Hotel to all and sundry, you won't be disappointed!"

As you can see by this entry from our bulging comments book (selected at random, of course...) customer satisfaction is the name of the game at The Railway Hotel. Our policy on child labour may be seen as archaic in this "politically correct" 21st Century nanny state, but we see it as efficient. After all, apart from maybe Afghan refugees, who, other than our own children, would work 18 hours a day without breaks for your satisfaction?

Come to The Railway Hotel, where we value the customer over our own flesh and blood.